What to meet the type of a guy dreams are made of? Well then, you've come to the wrong place. Here you will find the men of Frightmare Farm. These guys will haunt you in your sleep.
Looking for a loyal companion? Dogboy won't leave your side, especially if you always up for a good romp in the woods. You know what I mean??
Sometime our guys lose their heads, but not for long.
Some women judge their man by the quality of his bone structure. Skullface is better than good in that department.
What more can be said about Scary Effen??? He's Effen Scary!!!
And then there's Cleetus. What a charmer he is!
These are the hunks of Frightmare Farm. Too bad, you've missed your opportunity. If you want a date with any of these beautiful specimens of horror, you'll have to wait until next year.