1. We can dress like weirdos.
Or zombies. Or anything scary.
2. It's way cooler than trick or treating.
We don't ring doorbells. We hide in closets and dark places.
3. Dust and cobwebs are encouraged.
Because Who likes to clean?
4. We can get all that maniacal laughing out of our system.
The rest of you have to keep it bottled up year round.
5. The weirder you are, the more we like you.
We're all special here...
6. We glue stuff to our face. Enough said.
7. We are the scariest thing in the dark.
Nothing to be afraid of when you are the bump in the night...
8 .People pay us for this.
Not that we're getting rich. In fact we're hungry. You should feed us.
9. It's a never-ending game of hide and seek.
And you get to do the hiding....
And the number one reason.....
10. We make you pee yourselves.
We keep count. Really. There's a chart.
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